MICHELLE: According to my media sources, a whole road crew stopped to watch the Super Bowl. Apparently Marty Griffin is on the story!!

DAVE: I suspect that a lot of inappropriate behavior by truck drivers has contributed to this disaster. City workers. Nothing ever seems to happen to them. But they get a pension in a world where pensions are practically obsolete. I'd be willing to bet there were a bunch of trucks that stopped to watch the Super Bowl on Sunday.