DAVE: I have to show you this photo from college [of Cindy and me]. Everyone who's seen it has agreed that she has aged better than I have. Oh, to be young again.

FF: Your skin is so smooth and supple. More so than hers. And you have a turtleneck on. Hilarious. One could photo shop your hair out, insert your new hair, and think it was Dave circa 2010. Bravo my friend, for staying out of the sun.