DAVE: I haven't been on Facebook recently. What's going on with you and the little family, family man Focker?

FOCKER: oh my, the usual, but all is going well.
i'm afraid to tell you that your wedding gift to us (coffee maker) just recently died as the carafe cracked. i think that's the incredible news for you.
lots of contemplative thoughts about getting on in life. interesting seeing a lot of these people on facebook...just perusing. interesting, i don't see brian or mike as any of chris's friends but i saw will was on there.
what's up with you? you still doing the dog trainer thing? how's your health?

DAVE: You can't just get a new carafe?


Have you joined a fantasy football league yet? It's what every male does here. I'm not into it. Outsider Dave.

FOCKER: hmmm, i wonder how you get a new carafe rather than a whole new machine...interesting....

no, i don't do fantasy football, just like i don't play poker, gamble, or drink coors light.

DAVE: Good old Focker.