I hate American cheese. HATE it. I don't think they should even be allowed to call it "cheese." It's not cheese. It's processed shit with yellow coloring. Disgusting. And I don't even think it tastes good, regardless of its content. There are a number of food items in this world that always have American cheese on them. Okay, granted, most of the things I'm talking about are fast food. Any breakfast sandwich at McDonald's but specifically the Egg McMuffin. And the Big Mac. If I could get true cheddar cheese in place of American cheese on a Big Mac, I would be in heaven.