Tuesday, March 23, 2010

I'm a 41-year-old man. I want a pair of jeans. But I don't want them "destructed." And I don't want them to have "crotch whiskers."


What the fuck happened to The Gap?

2 comments:

A the C said...

Is it Gap who is wrong? Can we blame Gap here? I think you are putting the "crotch whiskers" in "crotchety."

Dave said...

Please. There is no defense for crotch whiskers. Gap has gotten just a little too trendy for a guy like me. It's a sad day, truly. But life finds a way and it continues. I call it . . . Levi's.