DAVE: I've decided that I'm going to root for the Tampa Bay Rays. I like their team and I like Joe Maddon.
We're going to kick your ass in the World Series again.
DAVE: How am I a traitor? I have never, nor will I ever, like the Phillies.
JIM: We're still going to kick your ass in the World Series.
I just learned that Mario has a last name. It is Mario. He is, in fact, Mario Mario.
DAVE: I have no idea what you're talking about.
From the Nintendo game.
DAVE: I'm 41.
With no children.
JIM: Yeah. So that means you were a kid when Mario was born. You never played Super Mario Bros. on Nintendo?
DAVE: Actually, I was never very big on video games. I had an Atari as a kid, but it never went any further than that.
JIM: I find it hard to believe that you've never played a video game with Mario in it.
DAVE: I did play Donkey Kong. I believe it was the Calecovision version for Atari.
JIM: Mario's first appearance ever was as a character in either Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong, Jr. I don't think he was called Mario at the time though.