Let's play what are they thinking? . . .

The Lukester: Do you think that my rapidly receding hairline is that noticeable to the voters? Or my girlfriend?

Arlen "Walking Corpse" Specter: I used to be young and handsome like that young man right there. He's a dope, though. And it looks like he's got a rapidly receding hairline. Didn't that happen to Dan over there, too? Yeah, he lost his hair very quickly. Like when you have cancer. And they treat with that goddamn chemotherapy. Fucking hairs fall right the fuck out in the sink. Goddamnedest thing.

Uncle Dan: I think I just had a wet fart.