Friday, July 20, 2007
Bugger!
It's true. It's finally happened. The Beckhams, Victoria and David, have arrived in America to, among other things, I'm told . . . provide the Bush administration with an exit strategy from Iraq, increase America's understanding of what it means to be truly beautiful, entertain us with their whimsical nature, and something having to do with soccer. I don't know much about that one, but I've seen David on ESPN a few times, and I think that they were talking about soccer. Regardless, it's a glorious time to be an American! Woohoo!
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Don't forget too -- Victoria will be giving lessons on self-induced vomiting to all our young anorexic and bulimic want-to-be hopefuls. Oooh, sign me up!
BLECH. BLECH. I feel more beautiful already.
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