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I just read in USA Today that deer penis, turtle blood and angelica root potions have been added to the list of banned substances for the Chinese Olympics. As far as I know, these substances are not banned in baseball. You should try sending some over to the Pirates clubhouse. Who knows? Maybe if Jason Bay starts eating some deer penis sausage to replace the steroids that I am more and more sure that he was on after every time I watch him play, he can get back to being the monster that he once was.