Thursday, November 9, 2006

Today in Dave's email inbox

Pittsburgh , PA --Pittsburgh Steelers football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Bill Cowher immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic examiners determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.



Funny stuff.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I've seen this before! VERY funny, ha ha. You have no faith. I predict they go undefeated from now until play off time and we get a wild card somehow and then the AFC Championship . . . and then - the Super Bowl. No faith. NO FAITH, I say!