DAVE: Apparently, in the non-profit world, one Master's degree is not enough. You need two to get a job paying $40,000 a year. Ain't life grand?

Obviously, I'm exaggerating. But I need to go in a new direction. After careful thought and research, I think an MSW is my most expeditious route to where I want to get. Maybe.

JIM: Education is always a good thing. Even if it doesn't get you where you want to go, it might open up new doors to go places you never even thought of before.

DAVE: How many Master's degrees do you have?

Just kidding. I think you're right.

JIM: Zero. I should get one though. At least one.

You don't want to pattern any part of your life after mine.