Wednesday, October 21, 2009
There is a really big black spider with a really big web camped outside of one of the windows on the second floor of my condo. And when I say a really big black spider, I mean that a Kleenex would not be enough with which to kill it. And when I say that it's outside of the second floor, I mean my bedroom. Where I sleep.
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Phils win! Phils win!
Yes, yes, that's all fine and good for people of your ilk who get to watch competitive baseball in your hometown. But that has nothing to do with the giant spider residing outside of my window.
You want to borrow my autographed Ryan Howard bat to squash him with?
How big is the bat?
Big enough to get the job done, baby!
It's a full-size bat. Actually, it was a free give away at a Reading Phillies game a couple of years ago. so it's not really autographed. It has a replica of Ryan Howard's autograph on it.
Anyway, you should be happy to have such a large spider guarding your window. He's helping to keep the stink bugs out.
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