DAVE: Have you heard yet that the head football coach at Pitt Todd Graham resigned and took the coaching job at Arizona State? He notified his players by text message. He's gone.

JIM: I tried to tell people that Todd Graham was a douchebag.

DAVE: Wanny is the only coach who actually wants to coach at Pitt.

JIM: Well then, why not? Hell, they are still paying him anyway, right? And there's precedent. they went back to Johnny Majors.

DAVE: Johnny Majors took Pitt . . . Back to the Future!

Except he was as mediocre as the rest of the bunch.