DAVE: What, if anything, do you think of Hope Solo's looks? I am finding myself attracted to women to whom I didn't used to be attracted. I must be going through some kind of phase. It's probably called being single.

JIM: I go back and forth. Sometimes, she looks good. Other times, not so much.

DAVE: I'm not a big fan of facial moles. Hope Solo has a bunch of moles on her face. When she wears make-up or is photographed and photoshopped, the moles are not as obvious and she looks better, I think. Good figure, though.

JIM: I imagine that being with a woman who has a body like that can make up for a lot of facial moles.

DAVE: Amen to that.