DAVE: Obama gave in to assholes like Donald Trump and produced his full birth certificate today. Trump took credit.

DAD: So he has a birth certificate that proves he was born in the United States -- big deal! There is still a woman in California who has filed a suit in a California court saying he is not a U.S. citizen. She wants the court to decide if the birth certificate is legitimate. How crazy is that? Trump is taking credit? One of the things that is proved by releasing the birth certificate is that Donald Trump is a lunatic.