I love Florida. But there are a couple of things that I don't like about it. Number one on that list is sharks. Sharks like hanging out off the coast of Florida about this time of year. The things on the left are thousands of blacktip sharks. On the right are some beach bathers.

Happy 47th birthday, Jennifer Aniston. I almost missed it. You were always my favorite friend.

You know, I think hummus would probably taste pretty good on meat, as the commercial says. I would totally try that. Hummus on meat.

Funny photo . . .

It seems like people in show business do not have any self-consciousness. They will do virtually anything. That kind of free-spiritedness scares me. I don’t have it at all. Not that I’m self-conscious. It’s just that I’m pretty mellow. I don’t get all excited and dance around or anything. I even find repetitive high-fives during Steeler games kind of annoying. I just don’t show a lot of emotion. Okay. So, I couldn’t be an actor. And yet, when I am in the classroom, I am able to step outside of myself and become, of all things, an actor. Hmm.

I wonder why don't all Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers have smiles on them?

I don't know why, but for some reason, today was the day of my 46th year that I realized that I will not be here some day. I will die.

I am so over Gatorade baths in sports.

Two random thoughts . . .

1. Donald Trump may be the biggest asshole in the whole country.

2. What is the point of cotton candy?

Hannah and her horse.

From the new "Vacation" movie. It is probably the high point in the movie.

DAY TWENTY . . .

And the last of the top twenty women whom I personally find beautiful and attractive is . . .

Sam Ryan

Day Nineteen

Katie Holmes

Day Eighteen

Meghan Markle

(Google her)

Day Seventeen

Lindsay Czarniak

Day Sixteen

Olivia Munn

Day Fifteen

Danica Patrick

Day Fourteen

Giada De Laurentiis