I wonder why don't all Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers have smiles on them?

I don't know why, but for some reason, today was the day of my 46th year that I realized that I will not be here some day. I will die.

I am so over Gatorade baths in sports.

Two random thoughts . . .

1. Donald Trump may be the biggest asshole in the whole country.

2. What is the point of cotton candy?

Hannah and her horse.

From the new "Vacation" movie. It is probably the high point in the movie.

DAY TWENTY . . .

And the last of the top twenty women whom I personally find beautiful and attractive is . . .

Sam Ryan

Day Nineteen

Katie Holmes

Day Eighteen

Meghan Markle

(Google her)

Day Seventeen

Lindsay Czarniak

Day Sixteen

Olivia Munn

Day Fifteen

Danica Patrick

Day Fourteen

Giada De Laurentiis

Day Thirteen

Christina El Moussa (of HGTV's show, "Flip or Flop")

Day Twelve

Heidi Klum

Day Eleven

Keri Russell

Due to the unprecedented response to the reveal of my top ten beautiful women, I think I am going to do another ten, to be understood that this ten is just a little lower than the first ten. Starts tomorrow. Mr. Blondie is away at scout camp with his son for the week, so any other members of my vast and devoted readership who may feel compelled to comment, please feel free to do so.

Day Ten

Amy Robach (of ABC News)