DAVE: I don't know if it's a common practice among MLB teams, but my research has discovered that the Pirates no longer give away complimentary tickets that are, in fact, marked "complimentary." Now, when they give away tickets, the tickets have a listed price of $1, even though no one pays for them. So, the Pirates must have given away tens of thousands of tickets over the course of the season, many of which probably never made it into PNC Park, and yet they could still consider those tickets "paid tickets" because of the $1 price on them. Pretty sneaky stuff. Team President and former MLB Corporate Officer Frank Coonelly knows how to work the system.

JIM: That does not surprise me at all. What surprises me is what prompts you to do so much "research" about a team that you profess not to care about.

They're here. First the stink bugs, and now this . . .

Community college Downtown center closed due to bedbugs
Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Community College of Allegheny County's Downtown Center will be closed at least until Monday because of bedbugs, the school announced today.

And it may stay closed after that, according to the school's web site.

College officials said Tuesday that the bugs were found at the end of last week. A trained dog was brought in Sunday to inspect the area and the landlord has agreed to treat six suites in the building for bedbugs. The work by an exterminator was scheduled to begin this afternoon.

DAVE: Have you seen the woman to whom Favre may have sent photos of his johnson? She's very hot.

JIM: No, I don't think that I have. Put a picture of her on your blog.

DAVE: Done.

DAVE: Since I don't have to wear the fancy pants that you do, lately, I've been getting the slim fit for jeans, cords, and chinos. I find them much more to my liking than what is considered the traditional cut these days. Those pants are much too baggy for my little matchstick legs.

FOCKER: I want you to know that I discovered my first gray eyebrow hair.

DAVE: So, is that a "no comment" on the subject of slim fit pants, then?

Dude, you're gray. I don't have any gray in my eyebrows, although there are plenty of other hairs doing some crazy ass shit. I trim those hairs with my beard trimmer. Gray Focker.

FOCKER: No, in fact, I strongly agree with you on slim fit pants, but you know, you always liked your pants slim back in college.

DAVE: I was just thinking the other day about how ridiculously baggy and oversized the jeans were in college. I always get the image of Mike B. in my head in his big ass jeans. The problem is, perhaps you've noticed, that if you want what used to pass for regular fit in college, you have to order in slim these days. And there are a lot of pants that you can't get in slim. Oh, well.

DAVE: I'm not digging all the pink around the NFL. And it's for the whole month, which in this case, is five Sundays.

JIM: Yes. I hate to say it, but I am kind of sick of it too.

DAVE: No Social Security COLA for 2011. The democrats CANNOT catch a break going into these elections, even though they had nothing to do with the lack of an increase.

DAD: You've got that right. Of course, even though they had nothing to do with it, the voters will blame them. I am resigned to the fact that the Republicans are going to gain control of Congress. When they screw up things even more in the next two years perhaps the voters will wise up.

Apparently, stink bugs can swim under water. I guess that means that I'm actually going to have to crush their crunchy little bodies in the Kleenex before I toss them into the toilet. That's when they're supposed to smell like sweaty feet.

Generally speaking, I think that it is safe to say that I do not normally embrace change. But I am not among the many critics of Gap's new logo. And I'm still trying to get used to the fact that the store's name is "Gap," rather than "The Gap" like it was for, like, my entire life. "Fall in to The Gap."

Landscapers have taken over Walnut Street. Travel at your own risk.

I have never said or written the following phrases:

At the end of the day, . . .

It's all good.

Having arrived in Florida on Sunday night, Sidney hunted down and killed his first gecko yesterday.

In Dave's World, the cost of shipping and handling would be a flat $5.00 for anything that you could fit in, say, a shoebox. Including shoes.

DAVE: Do you see enough of Hannah Storm to have an opinion about her looks? And her incredibly flat stomach.

JIM: Isn't she the one that people complain that she dresses inappropriately for her age? I think she's pretty hot, isn't she?

DAVE: I go back and forth. But her body for a woman her age is fantastic, if you're into the slim thing.

JIM: I trust your judgement on that.

Speaking of women who look good for their age, what's up on the Cindy front?

DAVE: Funny you should ask. She had said that after she got through the first week of school with her two boys, then we would set something up to meet for coffee. But I haven't heard from her. So, this morning, I emailed her just to coax her along.

JIM: Kids can keep you busy.

I have a hard time hearing certain people when they talk on their cell phones. Just a handful of folks, but I can barely make out what they are saying. I think it's the ones who rest their phone on their shoulder and hold it up to their ear. I think it puts their mouth too close to the phone, and their words get mumbled. I've asked my friends to pull their mouth back from their phone, but they don't seem to heed my request. So, I've gotten to the point with some people where I just let them talk, and I don't know what the fuck they are talking about. I don't have this problem with most people on cell phones. That's why I think it's the shoulder-resters that are the problem. They're all severe multi-taskers who probably can't possibly spare one hand to hold the phone the way Alexander Graham Bell intended.

Man who left pot in son's Elmo backpack pleads guilty
Friday, October 01, 2010
The Associated Press

UNIONTOWN, Pa. -- A father will spend six months to two years in jail after pleading guilty to hiding his marijuana in his son's Elmo backpack, which the boy mistakenly took to school with the drugs still in it.

Thirty-three-year-old Ronald Washington, of Uniontown, pleaded guilty to endangering the welfare of children and marijuana possession charges Thursday.

Police say Mr. Washington called the school where his son attended kindergarten in April and told officials he needed to get something from the Sesame Street-themed backpack. That prompted school officials to search the bag and call police when they found more than three ounces of pot.

The problem with many democrats in Congress is that they're pussies . . .

Fascist Regime

Written by Rob Rogers

Poor Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi. This election season they are being buffeted with criticisms and ugly names. Campaign ads are attacking their policies. Politicians are keeping their distance. And those are the Democrats!

One of the many, many great things about living in Pittsburgh is that you can email the writer of an article in the Post-Gazette, and they will respond to you. I dig that. That's how I would be if I worked for a newspaper.

My mother had me go through a bunch of old photos recently, and I came across this classic. Not only am I wearing a turtleneck like I seem to be in so many other photos from my youth, but it also appears that I was a bit of a dandy when I was a little boy. I'm pretty sure that my mother chose that outfit. Yikes.

The shuffle feature has got to be the greatest invention for the listening of music.

DAVE: The Astros traded away Roy Oswalt and Lance Berkman, and they got better.

JIM: It's amazing how that happens, huh? The Pirates did that too. The Pirates traded away Adam LaRoche and they got...oh wait. Well, they got the first part right; they traded away Adam LaRoche.

I was amazed and dumbfounded by many things in that article about the Pirates you posted on your blog the other day. But the thing that stuck out to me the most was 15 wins on the road. How can a team only win 15 road games the entire season? That has to be close to some kind of record. I can't imagine a team winning less than that.

So the question becomes: why such a big disparity in the Pirates' home and away records?

DAVE: That's a great mystery. Since PNC Park opened in 2001, I believe the Pirates have generally had better home records than on the road. That has often been used as the argument for going to see the Pirates play at PNC, because despite how bad they have been over the years, there was always close to a 50/50 chance that you would see them win at home. This season, I think, is the team's worst road record in its history (several of those milestones set this year). I also think that I heard that 15-66 is the record, so by winning last night, they will not tie the all-time mark for worst away records. They suck.

Stink Bugs

Written by Rob Rogers

Stink bugs. They are everywhere these days. I couldn't resist including the little pests in a cartoon. But narrowing down the list of targets was very difficult. I managed to slam Pittsburgh's declining population, Harrisburg, the Pirates (too easy), and even the state's Department of Homeland Security and their goofy terror bulletins. Stink bugs I had to leave out include Marcellus Shale drillers, PennDot, the Boy Mayor, the LCB, etc. I'll have to wait for the next stink bug cartoon to get them all in.

DAVE: So, what do you think about an 18 game NFL season?

JIM: Asking for trouble. Aren't there enough injuries already? I mean, every year, to me at least, it seems that the teams that are lucky enough to stay healthy are the ones that make the playoffs, and then the healthiest out of those teams is the one that wins the Supe. Is that really the way it's supposed to be?

It seems to me that owners are being greedy, and they will probably get burned for it in the end, one way or another.

DAVE: Agreed. I am in favor of reducing the number of pre-season games from four to two, but I don't think those two games should be added as regular season games. But like everything else, it's about the money.

JIM: NFL owners, as a stereotypical whole, are (I think) very, very smart people. Or at least smart businesspeople. Is it possible that they see the glory years of the NFL coming to an end and this is their way of grabbing as much money as they can before the train wreck?

DAVE: That, my dear Mr. Blondie, sounds more like some cockamamie theory that I would come up with. I like the way you are thinking. And you may very well be right.

JIM: I'm just asking the question.

This story appeared in the Post-Gazette yesterday. In it, the Pirates claim that their average game attendance actually went up slightly over last year. In a word: bullshit. The Pirates management cooked those numbers, just like they cook their financial books. There is NO WAY that more people went to Pirate games this season than went last season. The Pirates are so desperate to say SOMETHING positive about this disastrous season. They are lying to the fans, again, only this time they're lying to them about how many of them there are.


Pirates Notebook: Final attendance slightly up
Monday, September 27, 2010
By Dejan Kovacevic, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

The Pirates have regressed in just about every facet in 2010, from pitching to hitting to defense to the overall record, but one of the few upticks came at the gate.

The crowd of 23,208 for the home finale Sunday raised the total attendance at PNC Park to 1,613,399, highest at the stadium since 2007 and the 17th-highest in the franchise's 124-year history. The average crowd of 19,919 was an increase over the 19,479 of last year, and seven games were sellouts.

Although that average crowd is the fourth-smallest in Major League Baseball, it also represented what is expected to be one of the few increases. And the National League, as a whole, is expected to show a decrease.

"In what has been a very disappointing season, Pirates fans have given our players championship-caliber support," team president Frank Coonelly said. "While several clubs in baseball are asking why more fans are not coming to their games, we are fortunate to play in front of vocal, sophisticated and energetic fans who have supported our club through an incredibly trying time."

Coonelly cited two possible explanations.

"First, Pittsburgh is, quite simply, a great baseball town whose love of the Pirates is as deep and rich as the history of this proud organization. Second, our fans finally see a young core of players who care about winning as much as they do and who have the talent to make winning a reality. In return, this young group feeds off our fans' remarkable passion, as reflected in the disparity in our home and road records."

The Pirates finished 40-41 at home but are 15-59 on the road.

"Pirates fans are winners, and they deserve a winner in return," Coonelly continued. "We understand how fortunate we are to have such great support and take seriously our responsibility to deliver that winning team."

The franchise record for attendance was 2,436,139, in PNC's first season, for an average of 30,076.

These days, being what is now apparently considered a "liberal" democrat is becoming downright depressing . . .

Tom Corbett

Written by Rob Rogers

Be afraid. Be very afraid. State Attorney General Tom Corbett wants to steal your health care. Corbett is one of the state attorneys general who filed suit to block Obama's health care reform bill. Corbett is also running for Governor. On the campaign trail he is saying he's in favor of improving health care for Pennsylvanians. Interesting how he always forgets to add, "if I don't sabotage it first."

Segway owner dies after falling off river cliff
Sep 27, 9:53 AM EDT

LONDON (AP) -- A wealthy British businessman who owns the company that makes the two-wheeled Segway has been found dead in a river in northern England after apparently falling off a cliff on one of the vehicles, police said Monday.

The body of 62-year-old James Heselden and a Segway personal transporter were found in the River Wharfe and he was pronounced dead at the scene, West Yorkshire Police said.

Police said a witness had reported seeing a man fall Sunday over a 30-foot (9-meter) drop into the river near Boston Spa, 140 miles (225 kilometers) north of London.

"The incident is not believed to be suspicious," police said, indicating that they do not believe anyone else was involved.

Heselden, who bought control of the New Hampshire-based Segway company in December, made his fortune through his firm Hesco Bastion Ltd., which developed a system to replace sand bags to protect troops.

Hesco Bastion is based in Leeds, near the tough Halton Moor area where Heselden grew up. He left school at 15 and first worked as a coal miner before becoming a businessman and philanthropist. Hesco Bastion said Heselden recently gave 10 million pounds ($15.9 million) to the Leeds Community Foundation, raising his total charitable giving to 23 million pounds.

"Jimi was an amazing man who, apart from being a wonderful success story for Leeds due to his business acumen, was also remarkably selfless and generous, giving millions to local charities to help people in his home city," said Tom Riordan, the chief executive of Leeds City Council.

The battery-powered Segway, which is stabilized by gyroscopes, was invented by Dean Kamen, who founded the company in 1999.


The story keeps getting updated by the AP: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_BRITAIN_SEGWAY_DEATH?SITE=PAPIT&SECTION=NATIONAL&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

I hate that Michael Vick is currently playing very well as the quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles.

If members of my vast and loyal readership read this column full of both facts and opinions and then still want to vote for a republican--for Governor, for Senator, or for President in 2012--then there is nothing that I will ever be able to do or say that will convince you otherwise. And that makes me feel sorry for you, and sorry for the rest of us.


Goodbye, middle class
The rich get richer, as the rest of us drown in the tub
Sunday, September 26, 2010
By Sally Kalson, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10269/1090084-149.stm

Stink-bug invasion likely to get worse
Saturday, September 25, 2010
By Lena H. Sun, The Washington Post

WASHINGTON -- Shaped like shields and armed with an odor, dime-size brown bugs are crawling into area homes over windowsills, through door crevices and between attic vents in such numbers that homeowners talk about drowning them in jars of soapy water, suffocating them in plastic bags or even burning them with propane torches.

In the process, some people are unwittingly creating another problem: When squashed or irritated, the bugs release the distinctive smell of sweaty feet.

Get used to it, experts say: The invasion is only going to get worse.

"This is the vanguard," said University of Maryland entomologist and extension specialist Mike Raupp. "I think this is going to be biblical this year," he said wryly. "You're going to hear a collective wail in the Washington area, up through [Maryland's] Frederick and Alleghany counties, like you've never heard before. The [bug] populations are just through the ceiling."

The change in season, as days shorten and nighttime temperatures start to dip, is nature's call to the brown marmorated stink bug -- pest extraordinaire -- to leave its summer gorging grounds and seek refuge inside. What's happening now is a massive population shift from orchards, cornfields and gardens, to suburban homes, office buildings, hotels -- the urban U.S. equivalents of rocky outcroppings in the stink bug's native Asia.

Stink bugs are harmless to people and their possessions. They don't bite. They don't sting. They're not known to transmit disease. But their population has grown so tremendously that they are not only causing vexation to homeowners but also, for the first time, wreaking damage to fruit and vegetable crops -- from peaches and apples to soybeans and corn, and even ornamental shrubs and trees.

There is no easy way to kill lots of bugs at once. They have no natural predators in the United States; existing pesticides don't work effectively. They travel easily -- hitching rides on the backs of buses, in packing materials, on cement blocks -- and adapt to winter in homes. As a result, they have flourished, spreading to 29 states since they arrived in Allentown, Pa., in 2001, likely stowaways in a shipping container from Asia. They are native to Japan, Korea and China, where they are known as "stinky big sisters."

And now, they are causing a stink in the mid-Atlantic region.

Experts say homeowners should prevent the pests from coming indoors by sealing cracks with caulk and using weather stripping around doors and windows. If the bugs do get inside, residents can vacuum them up, remove the bag and put it in the garbage.

The danger, though, is that squashed stink bugs can smell up the vacuum cleaner. Experts warn against using pesticides not intended for residential applications because that can cause illness and make homes unsafe -- and might not solve the problem.

Because so little is known about the insect, researchers at the U.S. Department of Agriculture and several universities are studying the bug's basic behavior and biology and identifying natural ways to control it.

Scientists don't know, for example, whether this winter's heavy snows gave the bugs extra insulation from the cold, or whether the summer's heat and drought created ideal conditions for reproduction.

I received a job announcement in my email today. The job was working for a Green industry start-up, and the position announcement said, "This full-time position includes vacation and holiday pay and an insurance stipend." An insurance stipend? Is this the direction that we're headed as a knee jerk reaction to health care reform? Here's some money, now go find your own health insurance?! That will never work. Because Obama and his supposed Democratic allies in the Congress were unable to get the public option included in the law. So, where are people going to go to get private insurance with their insurance stipend? If they have pre-existing conditions, then they can't get insurance. THAT part of the law hasn't gone into effect yet for adults. Thankfully, as of yesterday, it did go into effect for children. Because insurance companies were denying coverage for children with illnesses. But health care reform made that illegal. Because we as human beings were not capable of seeing how uncivilized and inhumane is it to deny health coverage to children with pre-existing conditions. How can ANYONE be against that? Other than republicans and Jason Altmire.

Don't Ask

Written by Rob Rogers

Our brave men and women in the military deserve better than to be treated like second-class citizens. The military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy is discriminatory, bigoted and, frankly, unconstitutional. How can we ask these men and women to risk their lives to protect our basic freedoms ... and then deny them the same basic freedoms?

Having only one bathroom in every apartment in which I've lived has never really been a problem. Until yesterday. Now, significant tile work has to be done in my shower that will take at least two or three days. I have no place to take a shower. It's my only one. Yikes.

Over two days last week . . .

DAVE: I've decided that I'm going to root for the Tampa Bay Rays. I like their team and I like Joe Maddon.

JIM: Traitor.

We're going to kick your ass in the World Series again.

DAVE: How am I a traitor? I have never, nor will I ever, like the Phillies.

JIM: We're still going to kick your ass in the World Series.

I just learned that Mario has a last name. It is Mario. He is, in fact, Mario Mario.

DAVE: I have no idea what you're talking about.

JIM: MARIO!

From the Nintendo game.

DAVE: I'm 41.

With no children.

JIM: Yeah. So that means you were a kid when Mario was born. You never played Super Mario Bros. on Nintendo?

DAVE: Actually, I was never very big on video games. I had an Atari as a kid, but it never went any further than that.

JIM: I find it hard to believe that you've never played a video game with Mario in it.

DAVE: I did play Donkey Kong. I believe it was the Calecovision version for Atari.

JIM: Mario's first appearance ever was as a character in either Donkey Kong or Donkey Kong, Jr. I don't think he was called Mario at the time though.

There are stink bugs everywhere.

DAVE: From what I have gathered from friends and the media, one of the reasons why the new healthcare reform is being met with such criticism is because the insurance companies are raising premiums now to unprecedented levels in anticipation of the reforms that are coming down the line. So, people are seeing their premiums going up and their coverage going down (which was going to happen anyway, regardless of Obama), but the insurance companies are blaming it on Obama, so their clients blame him. It just goes to show that you can't do anything positive in this country without some group exploiting it to their advantage. Maybe the pundits are right that healthcare reform will make health insurance available to more people, but will the cost be too great for them to even take advantage of it? This country is controlled by big business. It doesn't matter who the President is. The guy is trying, but the deck is stacked against him.

DAD: All of what you say is true. People also believe that when the law goes into effect their taxes will go up, because that is what the Republicans have been telling them. Hitler believed that if you tell a lie often enough and loud enough, people will believe it to be the truth. So the Republicans are practicing something they learned from Hitler. Isn't that great! Nothing ever changes.

Keystone Cops

Written by Rob Rogers

The Pennsylvania Department of Homeland Security paid $125,000 to the Philadelphia-based Institute of Terrorism Research to spy on peaceful protesters, including those protesting Marcellus Shale drilling. They also flagged gay and lesbian pride events, a forestry industry conference and a screening of the documentary "Gasland" as events likely to be attended by activists. Harrisburg should be on their list too. The real threat is coming from a state government who is in the pocket of the gas drilling companies.

Speaking of Bob, this is from today's Post-Gazette:

On the Pirates' off day today, the players have been invited to Seven Springs by owner Bob Nutting for a sporting clays shoot.

On a beautiful, even perfect, late summer/early fall, Saturday night, the Pirates offered their last fireworks show of the season. These fireworks shows and the has-been concerts are what keep the Pirates franchise in business. Their full-season ticket base is down to something like 11,000 and shrinking, and on some nights, it looks like a good bunch of those folks stayed home. If Zach Duke was pitching, that would probably be a good idea. But the Yinzers love their fireworks and their REO Speedwagon. So, this past Saturday night, the second to last home Saturday night game of the season, the Pirates drew 25,981. That's more than 12,000 less than capacity. If the Yinzers stop going to the Pirate games to see the fireworks, the Pirates might actually lose money. Bob wouldn't stand for that. Fireworks nights are the centerpiece of the entire Pittsburgh Pirates Baseball Club franchise. He would borrow more money from MLB, because apparently he's allowed to do that. Then with the money, he would build a facility in the Dominican Republic to try and find young fireworks talent that can produce better fireworks displays than the company that is doing it for the Pirates now, because they are obviously not doing it well enough to draw the fans.

There are way too many Katherine Heigl movies.

DAVE: I saw an ad tonight during Jeopardy for Jason Altmire. You probably saw the ad as well. The way he distances himself from the President and Pelosi, the ad seems like an ad for a republican candidate. What a sell-out. Was Melissa Hart really any worse than he is?

DAD: Melissa Hart might as well be back in the House. Altmire is no different. He is a coward who is interested only in his own re-election. Let's hope his strategy back fires.

Inventor of The Club steering wheel lock among 3 dead in crash
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
By Torsten Ove, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

James E. Winner Jr., a Sharon businessman whose claim to fame was The Club, a steering-wheel lock for cars, was killed in a head-on collision in Clarion County on Tuesday that claimed the lives of two other people.

State police said Mr. Winner, 81, who also has an address in Hollywood Beach, Fla., was driving his Lexus on Miola Road in Highland at about 4:40 p.m. when his car crossed the center line into the opposite lane and hit a Chevy Blazer driven by Bobby Jarrett, 82, of Forest County. Mr. Jarrett and his passenger, Raymond Fair, 76, of Tylersburg in Clarion County, were both killed.

Mr. Winner, whose business empire over the years included hotels and steel processing plants, created Winner International in 1986 to market The Club. According to the company's website, he came up with the idea after his Cadillac was stolen. As an Army veteran in Korea, he remembered how he had secured his vehicle's steering wheel with a chain to keep thieves from being able to steer. If they can't steer, he said, they can't steal.

Winner International, based in Sharon, said company officials and family members would not be available but issued a statement saying the "outpouring" of support from the community was appreciated. Mr. Winner's family requested privacy.

Boy Tweeter

Written by Rob Rogers

According to Tuesday's paper, the city is launching a new and improved website. You can see videos of Sophie and Boy Mayor talking about the parking lease plan. If that's not entertaining enough, you can also follow the mayor's office on Twitter and Facebook. I can hardly wait!

The dude's tan IS pretty weird . . .

Boehner's Tan

Written by Rob Rogers

Obama is now taking shots at House Minority Leader John Boehner in his speeches. The White House is targeting Boehner in the same way that the GOP has been targeting Speaker Pelosi. One of the fights has been over the Bush tax cuts (favored by the GOP) vs the middle class tax cuts (favored by the Dems.) Hey, I've got an idea ... let's just appropriate the money that Boehner is spending on tanning sessions. I think that would solve the debt crisis.

DAVE: Have you seen Jeff Fisher recently? He does not look good.

JIM: Can't say I've really paid that much attention to him. I have thought in the past though over the years that sometimes he looks like shit. I don't know. Maybe he just has his good days and his bad days. Or maybe the days he doesn't look good come after he spends all night in his office working or something.

DAVE: The Eagles have a different color of green for their uniforms every season. The Steelers never change their uniform.

JIM: No. I think they were celebrating the 50th anniversary of the last time they won the NFL championship. So they wore retro uniforms and helmets. Probably just for this week. And so that they would have more stuff to sell, of course.

DAVE: Have you seen Andy Reid recently? He looks very fat.

JIM: What is this sudden fascination with NFL head coaches and their health?

Not everyone can rock a pair of Raybans the way Mike Tomlin does.

After the first game of the season is when I traditionally make my prediction for the Steelers season record. This year is a little more complicated since Big Ben is out for the first four games. But I feel up to the challenge. In a move that goes against what most ESPN types are prognosticating for the Steelers, I predict that their record will be 11-5, with an outside chance of 12-4.

I was just talking about this very issue last night with my parents . . .

Quran Burning

Written by Rob Rogers

When you consider the ground zero mosque protesters, the idiots who think Obama is a Muslim and the Florida preacher who wanted to burn a pile of Qurans, the world might think this country is anti-Muslim. OK, the preacher changed his mind about burning the Qurans, but it still looks bad. I hope the world knows we are not all crazy, hate-filled fundamentalist extremists.

Muslims are not the enemy. Fox News is the enemy.

Zombie Dems

Written by Rob Rogers

The Republicans are helping stimulate the economy the only way they know how. I don't mean tax cuts for the wealthy. They only THINK that stimulates the economy. No, when the GOP is not blocking important legislation, they are pumping money into negative campaign ads to throw out the Dems and malign Obama. That's what I call leadership.

JIM: Phirst place! Thank you, Buccos!

DAVE: It's funny. Teams like the Pirates and the Orioles can really affect the outcomes of the races and wildcards.

JIM: Isn't it exciting?

DAVE: Sure. If you're a Phillies fan. If you're a Pirates fan, you're insane or already dead inside.

I don't think it's a good idea for joggers wearing earphones to run in the street rather than on the sidewalk. Am I wrong?

The stink bugs are back. Personally, I flush them . . .

Stink bugs pose a 'devastating' threat to crops
Tuesday, September 07, 2010
By Monica Von Dobeneck, The Harrisburg Patriot-News
Photo: Mel Evans/Associated Press

HARRISBURG -- Last year, the insects called brown marmorated stink bugs were a nuisance. This year, they are a serious threat to fruit orchards, and experts are not sure how destructive they might become.

The ubiquitous brown bugs with a citrusy or piney scent are making their way into Pennsylvania homes, previewing the hordes likely to appear late this month and next as the weather cools.

Bloggers share ideas about getting rid of them: Flush them down the toilet, vacuum them up, drop them in a bucket of soapy water, squash them, stick them to duct tape.

They are annoying in homes but don't do much damage. They don't bite people or destroy wood.

To farmers, they have become a destructive pest.

Greg Krawczyk, an entomologist with the Penn State University Fruit Research Center in Biglerville, said some fruit orchards have lost 40 percent of their crops to the bugs. The hardest hit are in Adams County, northern Maryland and West Virginia.

Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10250/1085561-455.stm?cmpid=newspanel1

No more Hilton in the Golden Triangle . . .

Hits just keep on coming for Hilton
$49.6M foreclosure sought by backer
Saturday, September 04, 2010
By Mark Belko, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

The other shoe has dropped for the owner of the former Hilton Pittsburgh.

BlackRock Financial Management Inc. has begun a foreclosure action against Shubh Hotels Pittsburgh LLC, one day after the prominent Downtown hotel lost the Hilton name.

The New York-based lender filed the complaint Friday in Allegheny County Common Pleas Court against Shubh and CEO Atul Bisaria.

As part of the action, BlackRock is asking the court to order the sale of the hotel. It also is seeking a judgment for $49.6 million, plus interest, the amount of the mortgage to Shubh.

BlackRock moved to foreclose on Shubh a day after Hilton Hotels & Resorts terminated its franchise license agreement with the hotel owner. It tied the decision to "violations of the terms" of the franchise agreement, although a spokesman would not discuss specifics.

As a result, the hotel, Pittsburgh's largest with more than 700 rooms, was stripped of the prestigious Hilton name and no longer is part of its reservations system. Hilton also has removed the hotel from its website.

Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10247/1085012-53.stm

Just exactly WHO is doing the proper parenting here . . . ?

Bill addresses kids left alone in casino lots
Recent incidents sparked legislation
Friday, September 03, 2010
By Tom Barnes, Post-Gazette Harrisburg Bureau

HARRISBURG -- Two Republican lawmakers are upset about several incidents this summer at a suburban Philadelphia casino, where adults have gone inside to gamble while leaving young children alone in vehicles in the parking lot.

State Sen. Robert Tomlinson and Rep. Gene DiGirolamo, both from Bucks County, said Thursday that stronger penalties are needed to stop such incidents at the Parx Casino, located at Philadelphia Park racetrack, or any other casino. The lawmakers are sponsoring a bill calling for stiffer fines and jail time.

"The public needs to understand that there are serious safety risks to children who are left in unattended vehicles," Mr. Tomlinson said. "This bill will send a message that irresponsible behavior will not be tolerated and that offenders will face strong penalties."

The most recent incident occurred last week, according to police in Bensalem, where the casino is located. A 34-year-old father was accused of leaving his children, ages 7 and 12, inside a car with their puppy, after 10 p.m. while he went inside to play blackjack for up to 30 minutes.

On Aug. 1, a Philadelphia woman was charged with having her daughters, 8 and 15, wait in her car while she played slot machines for six hours, until 12:30 a.m.

Mr. DiGiralamo said, "It is unconscionable to me that parents will intentionally leave their children alone in their cars in a casino parking lot. While we cannot legislate proper parenting, we can put tough laws on the books to provide serious punishments for those who are willing to put their children in harm's way."

They will introduce the same bill in both chambers. It would make it a third-degree felony to leave a child under age 13 in a vehicle without adult supervision, with a penalty of 31/2 to seven years in jail and a fine up to $15,000. Currently, the offense is a misdemeanor with up to five years in jail and a fine of up to $10,000.

The two legislators said Parx Casino has been "cooperative and aggressive" in trying to prevent anymore such incidents. It has increased its own patrols of cars in the parking lot and is working with police in Bensalem. The casino also is sanctioning offending customers, the lawmakers said, but added tougher penalties are needed.

David LaTorre, a spokesman for The Meadows racetrack/casino in Washington County, said there have been no such incidents of children left unattended at The Meadows.

"We have a 24-hour security officer presence that patrols our parking lot," he said.

Spokesman Jack Horner for the Rivers Casino on the North Shore said the facility has only had one incident in the year it has been open.

"Thanks to regular sweeps of the parking lot, Rivers' identified the car, notified authorities and within one hour, corrected the situation," he said. "We can't stop parents from making bad choices; but Rivers Casino will continue being vigilant in our efforts to prevent this from happening."

Must-read article . . .

Financial crisis has forced a record number of investors to withdraw money from 401(k)s prior to retirement
Cashing out
Thursday, September 02, 2010
By Tim Grant, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Withdrawing money from a 401(k) prior to retirement age goes against the advice of most financial experts, yet a record number of people are dipping into funds they've set aside for retirement to pay for immediate needs.

Fidelity Investments, one of the nation's largest suppliers of retirement plans, recently reported a sharp increase in the number of 401(k) participants who tapped their retirement accounts for hardship withdrawals between April and June this year.

About 62,000 of Fidelity's 11 million account holders requested hardship withdrawals compared with 45,000 who did so during the same period last year. The top reasons were to prevent foreclosure and eviction, pay for college and purchase a primary residence.

The average age of people who took a loan or hardship withdrawal was between 35 and 55 years. The average loan amount was $8,650. The company did not disclose the average hardship withdrawal amount.

Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10245/1084372-28.stm

The End
Written by Rob Rogers

Obama said it was time to turn the page on Iraq. The war is over. Of course, we still have troops on the ground but their mission is training, not combat. This is good news for sure. Maybe I'd feel more like celebrating if, one, it hadn't been a war based on lies and hubris, and two, we're still in Afghanistan.

Rumor has it that Big Ben is going to ask Roger Goodell to reduce his suspension from six games to THREE. Most media and fan types have been expecting it to be reduced to four. But Ben's gonna ask for three, they say. We'll see how that turns out on Friday.

Layoffs increase CEO pay
Wednesday, September 01, 2010
By Len Boselovic, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Chief executive officers at the 50 companies that announced the biggest layoffs since the recession intensified in late 2008 made 42 percent more last year than the average large company CEO, according to a study released today by a Washington research group.

Three Pittsburgh companies made the The Institute for Policy Studies' list, which ranked CEOs based on the number of announced layoffs. Alcoa finished ninth, with 13,985 layoffs; CEO Klaus Kleinfeld's pay was $11.2 million. U.S. Steel placed 23rd, with 6,705 layoffs and CEO John P. Surma's $1.5 million pay. PNC Financial Services Group ranked 28th, with 5,800 layoffs and CEO James E. Rohr's pay of $14.8 million.

"Our findings illustrate the great unfairness of the Great Recession," said Sarah Anderson, who co-authored the study. "CEOs are squeezing workers to boost short-term profits and fatten their own paychecks."

The Institute for Policy Studies said the average CEO on its list of the 50 layoff leaders made $12 million in 2009 compared to the average $8.5 million that CEOs at S&P 500 companies received. The average CEO on the list announced 10,627 layoffs at his or her company between Nov. 1, 2008, and April 1, 2010, the institute said.

Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10244/1084027-28.stm

Pittsburgh Power

Written by Rob Rogers

Pittsburgh is taking another stab at Arena Football. The Pittsburgh Power will play in the new Consol Energy Center (gee, I wonder where they came up with the name "Power".) Granted, we are a major sports town, but will this city really turn out to support a non-Steelers football franchise? If not, the investors may have to pull the plug (sorry, I couldn't resist.)

I've been avoiding getting some blood work done for months now. So, today I decided to go to the Quest Diagnostics located close to me and get it over with. But then I remembered my rule about Steeler games. Never get anything serious or important done on a Monday in Pittsburgh after a Sunday Steeler game. Even the preseason. You can't be sure when the party stopped for the person who's going to be working on your car, your teeth, or pricking you with a needle.

Baseball star Albert Pujols honored at Beck rally
Aug 28, 6:06 PM EDT

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Tony La Russa doesn't understand the minor backlash that's been created by his participation in radio personality Glenn Beck's rally in Washington on Saturday, an event the St. Louis Cardinals manager said was more religious in tone than political. Before Saturday night's game against the Washington Nationals, La Russa said complaints had been made to the Cardinals' offices in St. Louis about his participation in what some viewed as an event with political overtones.

La Russa added that the Walnut Creek, Calif., Animal Rescue Foundation he operates had received questions about the manager's presence at the rally.

Speaking from notes scribbled on the back of a lineup card, La Russa introduced Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols, who was given an award for his off-field charitable work at the rally.

Read more: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_DC_RALLY_PUJOLS?SITE=PAPIT&SECTION=NATIONAL&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Spot on, two days in a row . . .

Pisces

You need to just go with the flow, because your energy is bringing new stuff your way in torrents. Make sure your all-powerful intuition is in good working order today, because there's a heck of a lot to pick up on now. The more overt stuff -- so-called coincidences, weirdos both new to you and long-familiar, secret messages from odd sources -- is certainly coming your way too.

Pisces

You can see what everyone else is missing, and it gives you a tremendous advantage for the time being. Of course, it's just your way to look at things differently and get to the murkier aspects of the situation. What are you going to do with your inside info? Letting others in on it would be tricky for anyone else, but you can most likely do it without saying a word.

City's unfunded pension liability grows
Thursday, August 26, 2010
By Joe Smydo, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

The Pittsburgh pension fund's unfunded liability grew 2.1 percent in the last quarter, according to figures released today.

The fund's liability is $989.5 million, according to the recent actuarial report, and the value of the fund was about $272.2 million June 30. That's down from about $293 million on March 31.

The fund was 27.5 percent funded June 30, down from 29.6 percent March 31.

Mayor Luke Ravenstahl has proposed leasing the city's parking garages and meters and using some of the proceeds--at least $200 million--to boost the pension fund. He said the infusion would get the funding level to 50 percent and stave off a state takeover of the fund.

DAVE: Wow. The AP is really going after the Pirates this week.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BBN_PIRATES_FINANCES?SITE=PAPIT&SECTION=SPORTS&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

I also find it interesting that the Pirates did not actually invest any of their own money in all of their new moves to improve the team at the minor league level, but rather borrowed money from MLB to sign Alvarez and build the facility in the Dominican Republic.

DAD: That probably indicates that the team is underfunded by its investors. They either do not have sufficient capital to own a major league baseball team or they do not care to invest their money in the team. Which cries out for selling the team to someone who is a major league investor in terms of both having the capital to invest and the willingness to spend what it takes to make a winner.

I must admit, my dear vast and loyal readership, that at 41 just like me, I would love to get a taste of that.

My best friend . . .

I don't think that I could have expressed it any better . . .

Obama's Cross

Written by Rob Rogers

I wonder if anyone ever accused Abe Lincoln of being a Muslim? Why is it so important for American Presidents to prove they are good Christians? It has nothing to do with their ability to govern. It certainly doesn't preclude them from scandals. A recent poll showed that 1 in 5 Americans actually thought that Obama was indeed a Muslim. Look, people ... unless the President of the United States is abusing altar boys or endorsing the stoning of eloping couples, his chosen faith is none of our business.

My father started the baseball season with two tickets to 15 Pirate games. The only person who would begrudgingly go with him was my mother. They went to 11 games, one of which got rained out. He told me today that he gave the tickets to the four remaining games to a local charity for children. Pirate season is over for my father. He recently changed his cable TV plan so that he gets the MLB Network. So, like me, when he wants to watch actual major league baseball played by actual major league players, he turns on MLB and watches their games.

JIM: So, I keep thinking that I will never forget that home run hit by Domonick Brown last night. It just went unbelievably far. And I think that my son won't forget it either.

And then today, I heard that Bobby Thompson died. So that got me to thinking about famous home runs in baseball. There are home runs I have seen that I will personally never forget because I was there in person (Jeff Bagwell hitting one well into the orange seats in the upper deck at Three Rivers comes to mind). But just take a minute to think about famous home runs in baseball:

Thompson's shot heard round the world
Babe Ruth's "called shot"
Hank Aaron's 715th home run
Kirk Gibson being injured and coming off the bench in the 9th inning to hit the game-winning home run in the first game of the World Series
Joe Carter hitting the game-ending World Series winning home run in 1993
Carlton Fisk hitting the home run where he is waving for the ball to stay fair as he runs down the first base line.

These are just ones that come to mind immediately off the top of my head. But what do you notice about this list?

There aren't any home runs on this list hit by Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, or Mark McGwire. In fact, even when I try, I can't think of one famous or memorable home run hit by any of those guys, even though I've probably seen the vast majority of all of the home runs they've hit in their careers (at least on SportsCenter highlights). Yeah, I may someday tell my grandkids that Barry Bonds was probably the best player I ever saw, but if they ask for that one memorable, career-defining home run that he hit, I got nothing.

Maybe the Baseball Gods really do make sure that everything always evens out in the end.

DAVE: I have one for Bonds. It's a highlight that gets shown here in Pittsburgh from the 1991 season. I was at Peter's Pub drinking with some friends and watching the Pirates game (because that's what you did when they were good) against the Cardinals, who were the Pirates' closest rival in the standings at that time. It was extra innings and Lee Smith (who was at the height of being unhittable as a closer) came in to face Bonds. Bonds hit a home run to right field and raised his arms in the air and then went down the first base line clapping his hands together while a stunned Lee Smith walked off the mound. The bar erupted in joy in a way that I've never experienced since regarding baseball in Pittsburgh. And the Pirates never looked back, going on from there to win the division.

But no, I agree that there are not "historical" home runs associated with those guys, if you don't count the ones where McGwire and Bonds broke records. I still remember those. I watched them, even though I didn't believe.

Mission Accomplished . . .

President Obama promised to get the troops out of Iraq (Where we never should have been in the first place. Do I really even have to say that? Is there anyone out there left who actually believes that the U.S. had any legitimate reason to go to war with Iraq?), and he is fulfilling that promise. Seven lost years over there. At least 4,415 dead. That was George Bush's war. Obama is bringing it to an end. That's one of the reasons we elected him. Remember? The other guy and that woman who ran with him wanted to keep our troops over there.

DAVE: I was thinking to myself today how I probably never write to Bill [Peduto] with something good to say. So, with that as context, I would like to sincerely compliment Bill and anyone else involved with the City regarding the improvements made to the intersection of Fifth and Penn. I have driven through that intersection for most of my life, and it looks like it finally is designed to effectively deal with the traffic flow, especially after the students return, which will be the true test. Nice work.

DAN GILMAN (Bill's Chief of Staff): Funny you send on that. We have got lots and lots of complaints about how the city made it worse!!!

Thanks for the compliments though.

DAVE: It is not uncommon for me to disagree with the general consensus.

I've noticed that many parents sort of ignore their young children when they are playing with their cell phones, and that many teenagers sort of ignore their parents when they are playing with their cell phones.

I love this story because the teacher's name sounds so much like a stripper's name. Ginger D'Amico?! Come on.

Brownsville teacher settles suit over photo with stripper
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
By Paula Reed Ward, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

A Fayette County teacher who was suspended for 30 days without pay because pictures showing her with a stripper were posted on Facebook has settled her case for $10,000.

Ginger D'Amico, who teaches high school Spanish in the Brownsville Area School District, also will have her disciplinary record cleared and be given back pay for wages lost during her suspension.

Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10229/1080650-100.stm

Homewood cannot catch a break . . .

Homewood youth football coach accused of drug dealing
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
By Sadie Gurman, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

A youth football coach faces a preliminary hearing Thursday after state police said they seized about 300 stamp bags of heroin from his car during a sting in North Versailles.

Robert Burgess, 32, of Wilkinsburg, was charged with several drug offenses after state troopers searched his car on Aug. 13. Police had arranged to buy drugs from Vaughn Beck, who they said promised them six bricks of heroin, according to a police affidavit. They set up a meeting in the parking lot of the North Versailles Wal-Mart.

Police said Mr. Burgess drove Mr. Beck to the scene, and they found drugs in the center console. Mr. Beck later told troopers that the heroin belonged to Mr. Burgess and that he "supplied the drug deal," according to the affidavit.

Mr. Burgess is a coach of the Homewood Bulldogs, though his status with the team was unclear today.

Do you want to know how important football is in Pittsburgh? Witnesses to violence in our inner cities almost NEVER give even anonymous tips to the police. Well, this time they did.


Chief's threat draws suspects after Homewood shooting
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
By Sadie Gurman, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

A day after gunfire cut short a youth football game at Stargell Field in Homewood, both residents and police said they are frustrated by the violence and called on each other to bring it to and end.

Police Chief Nate Harper, surrounded by disheartened coaches, police brass and community members outside the field on Monday, said the city would consider shutting down the popular football program if witnesses didn't give up the names of at least two gunman who exchanged gunfire there Sunday afternoon, sending three people to the hospital.

Chief Harper said he wanted the names by 8 p.m., and before that deadline arrived, he got his wish.

Residents provided detectives with the names of "two prime suspects," police spokeswoman Diane Richard said, identifying them only as men ages 20 and 26 who are well-known in Homewood.

Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10229/1080580-53.stm

Councilman to propose gas drilling ban in city; Ravenstahl opposes idea
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
By Joe Smydo, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Pittsburgh City Councilman Doug Shields today plans to unveil legislation to ban natural gas drilling in the city, saying he's wants to test a municipality's right to self-government, even if that means inviting a legal challenge from the drilling industry.

"Why can't we say no? Why is it that local authorities, the local government, can't make that determination?" Mr. Shields said Monday, the same day that the University of Pittsburgh reported a surge in the number of Allegheny County property owners who have leased land for oil and gas exploration.

Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10229/1080536-53.stm

On Saturday night, I ran into the East Liberty Giant Eagle (which is always an adventure) to quickly buy two boxes of Popsicles and a box of Twix mini ice cream bars. I was in the mood for some frozen treats after such a hot and humid week. I grabbed my items and headed to the self-checkout lanes (which is also always an adventure). To my great joy, one was free, and I scanned my items. Just as I was pulling my wallet out of my pocket to pay the $12 total, a man came out of nowhere and approached me with his Access card extended and asked me if he could pay for my total with his card and then I would give him the cash. I said no. He stepped closer to me and said, "Why not? It's the same thing." To which I said, "It is NOT the same thing." And then I asked him to step back. And he disappeared back into the store. That's the first time that's ever happened to me.

I have recently learned that the pollen found in lilies is toxic to cats. I had never heard that before, but I'm not a cat person. So, I guess the lesson is don't bring home lilies if you have a cat, and if you know someone with a cat, don't send them lilies.

In the middle of a horrible, lengthy recession (at times seemingly teetering on the verge of a depression), Duquesne Light wants to raise electricity rates. They are proposing the following increases:

Monthly bill for an average commercial customer: 6.14%
Monthly bill for an average industrial customer: 2.98%
And, of course, the average residential customer gets screwed on the monthly bill: 9.38%

This is how America does business.

Judge orders identities of commenters be revealed
Thursday, August 12, 2010
By Mary Niederberger, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Anonymous bloggers beware. You may not be as anonymous as you think.

Forward Township Supervisor Thomas DeRosa has won a court victory in the action that he filed in November to uncover the identities of people who posted comments on an online bulletin board that he said defamed him.

Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10224/1079435-96.stm

Iowa restaurant ticketed for toad-licking chef
Aug 11, 7:03 PM EDT

DAVENPORT, Iowa (AP) -- An Iowa restaurant owner said he'll pay a fine after his head chef was videotaped kissing and licking toads in the kitchen. The Scott County Health Department reviewed the video Wednesday and called in the chef and owner of Osaka in Davenport to issue a $335 ticket. Food inspector Lindsay Gorishek said several violations were committed during the video.

On the tape, chef Christopher Turla is seen with two small toads on the prep table. He kisses the toads a few times, licks them, then stuffs them in his mouth.

Turla said it was meant as a joke. His brother videotaped the kitchen antics and posted them on YouTube.

Restaurant owner Yidi When said Turla is just a funny guy who needs some more training about restaurant sanitation.

Written by Rob Rogers

Tom Ridge once had a job where he had to put a good face on the Bush Administration's civil liberties crackdown. Now he has a job where he has to put a good face on the gas drilling industry's environmental frackdown. He is the new spokesman for Marcellus shale drilling interests. The controversial hydraulic drilling procedure (called fracking) has been said to contaminate underground water. They are paying him a $900, 000 salary. Heck, for that much money ... even I would say it is perfectly safe!

Written by Rob Rogers

Just because we are pulling out of Iraq doesn't mean our soldiers are out of harm's way. Reports are showing a rise in the suicide rate among soldiers fighting in Iraq. Combine that with post-traumatic stress, violent behavior, depression, drug and alcohol abuse and we have a national epidemic on our hands. These heroes need serious help. They need treatment and counseling. Let's make sure they get it.

Woman wipes dirty diaper on car during traffic dispute
Monday, August 09, 2010
The Associated Press

CONNELLSVILLE -- State police say a woman wiped a dirty diaper on the window of another woman's vehicle during a dispute in a traffic jam as both were leaving the Fayette County Fair.

Twenty-three-year-old Jessica Hollis, of Mount Pleasant, has been charged with harassment in the incident, which state police in Uniontown say happened about 10:50 p.m. Saturday.

Police say Ms. Hollis smeared the diaper on the rear window of a vehicle driven by 36-year-old Melanie Campbell, of Hopwood.

Police say the women began arguing while they were stuck in traffic leaving the fairgrounds in Dunbar Township.

I think that if you live in Pittsburgh, you need to have a friend or relative with a boat. I have neither.

New Rule: If you're going to use the self-checkout lane at a grocery store, then you either have to know how to use it already, or you have to be able to figure it out in five minutes.

I was wondering when this would come up . . .

BP says it might drill again in spill reservoir
By GREG BLUESTEIN and HARRY R. WEBER
Associated Press Writers
Aug 6, 2:16 PM EDT

NEW ORLEANS (AP) -- BP PLC said Friday it might someday drill again into the same lucrative undersea pocket of oil that spilled millions of gallons of crude, wrecked livelihoods and fouled beaches along the Gulf of Mexico.

"There's lots of oil and gas here," Chief Operating Officer Doug Suttles said at a news briefing. "We're going to have to think about what to do with that at some point."

The vast oil reservoir beneath the blown well is still believed to hold nearly $4 billion worth of crude. With the company and its partners facing tens of billions of dollars in liabilities, the incentive to exploit the wells and the reservoir could grow.

Caption inspired by FF . . .

"Okay, Ben, just smile and pretend we're talking about something serious. Now tell me, how tight was that 20-year-old pussy?"

It's just my opinion, but I don't think we are helping obese people when we give them handicapped or disabled parking placards.

Police arrest four after drugs found in toddler's diaper
Thursday, August 05, 2010
By Jim McKinnon, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

A 2-year-old child was removed from her mother's custody overnight after police, in a raid, found the toddler's diaper full of illegal drugs and urine.

Read more: http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10217/1077924-455.stm


If for no other reason, you should open up the story to see the photos of these chuckleheads.

Too good not to post . . .

On Facebook, wife learns of husband's 2nd wedding
By MEGHAN BARR Associated Press Writer

AP Photo

Aug 5, 5:56 AM EDT

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_FACEBOOK_CHEATING_DISPUTE?SITE=PAPIT&SECTION=NATIONAL&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Peter Diana/Post-Gazette


It's a nice photo. But Dan Rooney is definitely shrinking.

What's up with the patches on the training camp practice jerseys? Are the Steelers having some trouble meeting payroll this month? I saw that the Dallas Cowboys have patches for the University of Phoenix on their practice jerseys. But not every team has them. Jerry Jones, I can understand. But the Rooneys?

It's progress . . .

State's taking applications for high-risk health insurance
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
By Bill Toland, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

The state's new high-risk health insurance plan, PA Fair Care, is accepting applications from Pennsylvanians starting this morning.

The program is meant provide health coverage for Pennsylvanians who have been unable to obtain insurance because of preexisting medical conditions. Up to 3,500 Pennsylvanians will receive coverage initially on a first-come-first-serve basis. Policies will cost about $283 a month.

You can apply online at www.pafaircare.com. Those without immediate access are encouraged to visit a local library, community center or county assistance office for free public access to the Internet, because applications will be processed more quickly online. If your computer has a pop-up advertisement blocker, you'll need to temporarily disable that as well.

The application can be completed in under 15 minutes.

A toll-free help line (1-888-767-7015) is also available for those with questions, but it is not meant to handle those applying for coverage.

Sometimes it's hard to believe that President Obama is only eight years older than I am. I have a lot of work to do.

National report cites local subway extension as stimulus waste
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
By Jon Schmitz, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10215/1077322-147.stm


Tunnel to Nowhere news is always fun. This story puts a political spin on the project, with an almost surprise ending.

Just Sidney being Sidney.

Drill, baby, drill is now Pennsylvania's slogan. Gas companies have been scrambling to take advantage of the Marcellus shale natural gas deposits. While all of this could mean new energy sources, tax revenue and jobs, environmentalists are worried about the impact. Toxic chemicals used in the hydraulic "fracking" process have been known to contaminate underground water. The drillers claim these are isolated incidents, but some of us are not convinced.