Did you know that the ceremonies before NFL games where a giant flag is unfurled during the national anthem are a violation of the rules regarding the proper use of the American flag? It's true. And no one says a thing.

No, Donny Boy. You're the son-of-a-bitch.

Trump is a lot of things, all of them bad. But the fact that he is a racist asshole just really rubs me the wrong way. Keep alienating the minorities, Don. That's just the encouragement that they need to go to the polls in 2020.

All self checkout lanes at any store should have a ten item limit. No exceptions.