I don't think that overweight men and women should wear skinny jeans.

Have you seen those commercials with "Hannah and her horse?" The commercials are for DirecTV, but honestly, all you can think about is Hannah. She may be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. And I'm not being hyperbolic.

I see on the news that another one of those big, plastic, bouncy houses for kids has gone for a ride of its own. Those things must not be safe. It doesn't seem worth the risk to have one of those things at a kid's party or whatever.

How hot did Mila Kunis grow up to be? Jeepers. And she ended up with Ashton Kutcher. That guy has a good life.

Sidney does not want to play with me very much anymore. He started turning down play last summer for the first time ever,  and now he just doesn't want to play. He will be nine in June. My mother and I took him to the vet who very kindly suggested a bunch of tests (cha-ching), and the end result of that is that there is nothing wrong with Sidney physically. So, unless he's depressed (and who could blame him, living in Pittsburgh where there are no geckos to hunt), then it's a simple matter of him aging. I don't know. He never, ever didn't want to play. And now he doesn't play. He just sleeps most of the day.