I wonder why don't all Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers have smiles on them?

I don't know why, but for some reason, today was the day of my 46th year that I realized that I will not be here some day. I will die.

I am so over Gatorade baths in sports.

Two random thoughts . . .

1. Donald Trump may be the biggest asshole in the whole country.

2. What is the point of cotton candy?

Hannah and her horse.

From the new "Vacation" movie. It is probably the high point in the movie.

DAY TWENTY . . .

And the last of the top twenty women whom I personally find beautiful and attractive is . . .

Sam Ryan

Day Nineteen

Katie Holmes

Day Eighteen

Meghan Markle

(Google her)

Day Seventeen

Lindsay Czarniak

Day Sixteen

Olivia Munn

Day Fifteen

Danica Patrick

Day Fourteen

Giada De Laurentiis

Day Thirteen

Christina El Moussa (of HGTV's show, "Flip or Flop")

Day Twelve

Heidi Klum

Day Eleven

Keri Russell

Due to the unprecedented response to the reveal of my top ten beautiful women, I think I am going to do another ten, to be understood that this ten is just a little lower than the first ten. Starts tomorrow. Mr. Blondie is away at scout camp with his son for the week, so any other members of my vast and devoted readership who may feel compelled to comment, please feel free to do so.

Day Ten

Amy Robach (of ABC News)

Day Nine

Rosamund Pike

Day Eight

Pippa Middleton

Day Seven

Mila Kunis

Day Six

Gwyneth Paltrow

Day Five

Sonni Abatta (formerly of KDKA-TV2 and missed by at least one former viewer)

Day Four

Heidi Watney

Day Three

Hannah (of Hannah and her horse)

Update: I have discovered that Hannah is actually model Hannah Davis. And she is hot.

Day Two

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Day One

Remember, in no particular order.

Jennifer Aniston

This is probably sexist, but no one reads my blog except Mr. Blondie, so what difference does it make? Over the next ten business days, each day I am going to reveal, in no particular order, the ten women whom I personally consider to be the most beautiful, attractive women that I know of. I am not going to count women who were beautiful in their prime, but rather women who are beautiful to me right now.

It starts tomorrow. Comments welcome.

If your shower doesn't have a door or a curtain because of its large size or design, then you have a nice shower.

Why are Keifer Sutherland and Ray Liotta telling us what kind of tequila to drink?

Heinz is promoting its new mustard. Meanwhile, French's has recently introduced its new ketchup. It's a brave new world.

DAVE: I have a question. Do you believe in God?

DAD: Sure. Why do you ask?

DAVE: Well, you behave as though you do. I just wondered if you really did. I don’t know if I do. 

DAD:

Theology 101: 

It is natural for humans to ask: Why are we here? How did we get here? What is the purpose of life? etc. The answers to those questions, for some people, are found in religion. My answer is just as good as anyone else’s, and their answer is just as good as mine.

Genesis 1:26-27 — “Then God said, “Let us make humankind in our image, according to our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the wild animals of the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth.”
    "So God created humankind in his image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.” (Don’t know who us is, but us obviously got left out when it came to actual creation.)

While the Bible says that God created humans in his image, I believe the truth is that humans created God in their image. Thus, in a patriarchal society, God is male; in a matriarchal society, God is female; in a white society, God is white; in a black society, God is black; etc. Therefore, God is a perception. God is whatever the believer perceives God to be, with whatever powers one wants to attribute to God.

All of this is certainly more tolerant than most religious people are. Of course, I think most monotheistic religions are far less tolerant than polytheistic religions.

DAVE: Okay. But what does God do for you? Answers those questions that everyone has?

DAD: Provides a focal point in life and a foundation for how we should treat others.

Question: Does the statement in Genesis that humankind shall have dominion “over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth” give all the rest of us dominion over Republicans?

DAVE: I’m afraid not.

Today Bruce Jenner re-emerged in society as Caitlyn Jenner.


And it's Sidney's ninth birthday.

I don't think that overweight men and women should wear skinny jeans.

Have you seen those commercials with "Hannah and her horse?" The commercials are for DirecTV, but honestly, all you can think about is Hannah. She may be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. And I'm not being hyperbolic.

I see on the news that another one of those big, plastic, bouncy houses for kids has gone for a ride of its own. Those things must not be safe. It doesn't seem worth the risk to have one of those things at a kid's party or whatever.

How hot did Mila Kunis grow up to be? Jeepers. And she ended up with Ashton Kutcher. That guy has a good life.

Sidney does not want to play with me very much anymore. He started turning down play last summer for the first time ever,  and now he just doesn't want to play. He will be nine in June. My mother and I took him to the vet who very kindly suggested a bunch of tests (cha-ching), and the end result of that is that there is nothing wrong with Sidney physically. So, unless he's depressed (and who could blame him, living in Pittsburgh where there are no geckos to hunt), then it's a simple matter of him aging. I don't know. He never, ever didn't want to play. And now he doesn't play. He just sleeps most of the day.