JIM: Five people wished me happy birthday on Facebook already today. Do I need this?
DAVE: What have I said about Facebook?
I guess this means that today is your birthday. Happy birthday.
JIM: I just counted and I'm up to 19 birthday wishes from "friends" on facebook. You are the first one though to take the time to send me a personal email.
Well, you and mlb.com.
DAVE: mlb.com is a good friend to have.
JIM: I guess. But they only want me for my money.