JIM: What the hell is up with this???

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/now/pippa-middleton-steps-out-with-ex-beau/149

DAVE: Stop watching OMG Yahoo for your (entertainment) news. I don't think they ever broke up.

JIM: Damn it. I don't want Pippa to have a boyfriend.

DAVE: She probably takes it up the bum, you know. All the kids are doing it.

JIM: I wouldn't know anything about that.

DAVE: Me, neither. I just know that all the kids are doing it. Probably even Pippa.