Wednesday, February 2, 2011

DAVE: Well, it seems that in addition to all the wonders that have come into my life because of high speed internet, it has also brought with it a virus of some kind. And I swear to you that I never went to one porn site or opened up even one dirty photo. After I got the high speed internet, that is.

JIM: Kind of makes it not worth it, huh? If you're going to get the virus anyway, you might as well be visiting those sites then.

DAVE: Dude, I love the real thing so much that porn has just never been able to match that. I was talking to one of the wacky women in my life today about her desire to purchase some ridiculously expensive undergarments. She sent me the link, and all I could think about was taking the underwear off of her.

http://www.laperla.com/en-us/lingerie/bras/cfilpd904780?e=&f-size=&f-style=&f-variant=bn-uswh01&s=relevance

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