JIM: I still remember the time you and I went golfing in Schenley Park...

DAVE: I, too, remember it quite vividly. It was the first and last time that I ever played golf. And I still tell the story of that day every time the subject of why I don't play golf comes up. You have lived on in my storytelling ever since it was one of the worst experiences of my entire life.

JIM: I'm proud to have been a part of it. I think.