DAVE: So, a while back you sent me a Pennsylvania parody of the song California Gurls by this Katy Perry person (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhFHqNKnfes&sns=em). For the first time ever, just the other night, I actually saw her perform the actual song. Is she a hot little number among the younger crowd?

JIM: Yes, very much so. I think.

DAVE: I'll google her just to sneak a peek.

Now, for a more serious question. I really want you to answer this question honestly. Do you wish that John McCain was the President right now, instead of Obama?

JIM: That is honestly a question that I have never pondered. No, I don't think that I do.